It's here: the iPad.
You can breathe now, and commence reacting.
First, just to clear any possible confusion, this is a Maxi Pad. Comparing the two brand names is irresistible, even for the most prudish of technophiles, so don't feel badly about enjoying a laugh at the expense of the uber-hyped iPad. Apple carefully crafted this level of attention, and now it must deal with the scrutiny.
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